Jamie vs. the LABOUR SIMULATOR ⚡🚨

This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”? ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned. PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood. And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973. Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://www.whatsapp.com/channel/0029... And don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk Making something truly original isn't easy but finding it is. Special starts on Etsy. https://www.etsy.com/featured/hub/spe... Thanks for watching x 00:00 On the menu today 01:00 Jamie is tired 06:26 Sophie’s pregnancy cravings 08:25 Drinking tea is no longer an ick 09:41 Jamie is NOT ready to be a Dad! 11:08 Sophie WILL punch you 17:29 Sophie gets Allison Hammond and Theresa May mixed up!? 18:26 Sophie’s got a magic carpet!? 21:00 Freshers week 23:22 Dictionary Corner 32:36 Jamie vs. the labour simulator 36:48 Weird pregnancy tip of the week — #NEARLYPARENTSPODCAST #SOPHIEHABBOO #JAMIELAING — Instagram:   / nearlyparentspodcast   TikTok:   / nearlyparents   Email: [email protected] YouTube: @parentspodcast — Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister Producer: Magda Cassidy Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa Videographer: @jakeji.p Senior Social Media Manager: Anthony Barter