Where is Paul? | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

In this chaotic episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Mike Albanese hold down the fort while Paul Virzi mysteriously vanishes with a suspicious combo of “flu” and “shooting something.” What follows is a brutally honest, wildly relatable spiral into domestic hell, gym harassment, and the unspoken rules of human decency. Bobby recounts a household emergency involving a flooded bathroom, a child with frightening plumbing capabilities, and the emotional rollercoaster of being furious while oddly impressed. From tree-trunk poops to towel shortages, the episode leans fully into the absurd realities of parenting. The conversation then pivots to Mike’s long-simmering rage over upselling—especially gym trainers who ambush you mid-treadmill and timeshare salespeople who will not accept reality. Join the Patreon at Patreon.com/bonetopickcast Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code BONE at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Support the show and get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE