Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Sandworm (DUNE)
Being born a sandworm in Dune sounds epic until you realize your entire existence is basically unpaid labor for a drug cartel. You’re a mountain-sized spaghetti noodle slithering through hell’s litter box, forced to churn out spice so space wizards and rich people can vibe through dimensions while you just try not to get stabbed by cult members riding you like a cosmic rodeo. Your baby form? Basically an angry earthworm that everyone’s hunting. Your adult life? One long game of dodge the harpoon while being worshipped by people who wouldn’t hesitate to carve you open like a piñata. Prestige? Sure. Peace? Never. Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Sandworm (DUNE)
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