Nintendo Wii KILL SCREEN (channel vacation, 270 degrees!!!) (joke)

this is obviously a joke I woke up one day and wanted to play Wii Sports via my SD card so I visited my SD card menu but suddenly... my channels are on vacation (and to refer to the Wii Operations Manual for help troubleshooting)! I didn't think much of it so I restarted my Wii via my PS1 controller that totally works with my Wii and suddenly... I'm interruption their vacation (and to refer to the Wii Operations Manual for help troubleshooting)? I restarted again and suddenly I get told that if I don't stop, my channels will be rotated 270º (and to refer to the Wii Operations Manual for help troubleshooting)!! I restart again and... my screen is rotated 270º??? I tried to fix it but instead, I was greeted with a Folgers commercial as part of a sponsorship deal (and NOT to refer to the Wii Operations Manual for help troubleshooting). After it automatically shut down, I turned it back on, hoping for 1 final chance but... that didn't seem to be the case. It was too late. My system files were rotated 270º. On top of that, i was told to refer to the Wii Operations Manual for help troubleshooting!