I NEVER TOLD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW I USED TO PROSECUTE MILITARY CRIMES. SHE LAUGHED WHEN I WALKED INTO...

I NEVER TOLD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW I USED TO PROSECUTE MILITARY CRIMES. SHE LAUGHED WHEN I WALKED INTO COURT ALONE. "YOU'RE FINISHED." UNTIL THE JUDGE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, COLONEL." MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S FROZE "WAIT... WHAT?"