a compilation of phil’s entertaining stories

he’s gone through so much i feel like he’s a wattpad written character maybe ill do a part 2 but he’s told us SO MUCH it’s so hard to compile them :’) timestamps : •    • Dan and Phil Play POPPY PLAYTIME   0:00 ‘hell’ on a wall •    • THE FINAL GOOGLE FEUD   0:27 auntie sandra’s pierced handskin •    • MAKING A PHANDWICH - Dan and Phil play: Ov...   0:47 mouse in a bucket •    • Why I was a weird kid!   1:36 wanting to get braces 2:21 being part-fish & eating fish food 2:47 metallic green envelopes 3:11 being scared of cheers 3:31 communicating with shadows •    • Why I was a weird kid 2!   4:17 wanting to be 2d & flat 5:07 liking watching teddy bears drown 5:43 only eating when there was a lion on tv 6:33 being a disturbing child 7:01 accidentally tying shoelaces together •    • Why I was a weird kid 3!   7:58 sitting in the shower 8:30 making up random lies 9:23 wanting to have a broken arm cast 10:16 keeping a fly as a pet •    • Things I thought were true that are not tr...   11:07 australia & concept of gravity 11:41 thinking hot dogs contained dog meat 12:20 seahorses •    • Things I thought were true that are not tr...   13:22 every boy got married to their mum 13:47 the disney logo 14:15 milk being cow pee 14:29 having psychic powers 14:47 smoking 15:15 cats having nine lives 15:31 ‘periods’ being holidays •    • THE CONTACT LENS INCIDENT   16:05 contact lens incident •    • Dan left me again.   17:19 horrors of being alone in the phouse without dan find me at: tumblr:   / cloudhowell