What Happened to the Primarchs Homeworlds? | Warhammer 40K

In another installment of Cow’s Corner (wow, two episodes in a row—must be some kind of record), we’re diving into what happened to the Primarchs’ homeworlds. Some of them flourished, others got vaporized, and a few… well, Angron landed on them. You can imagine how that turned out. From hell-forged death worlds to tourist traps you wouldn’t wanna book a trip to, each planet tells us something about the fate of its Primarch—and usually, it’s nothing good. Think of it like a galactic episode of Extreme Makeover: Homeworld Edition, except the contractors are Chaos Gods, Exterminatus, and a healthy dose of Imperial incompetence. 00:00 - Intro 02:02 - Origins of the Degen Space Babies 06:55 - A Forest of Daddy Issues 10:56 - Pits of K-Hole Glory 14:00 - Ramparts of Ragequits 16:55 - Steppe of Speeding Tickets 18:55 - Land of Frostbitten Balls 21:35 - The Yellow Brick Bastion 24:00 - Flaying People Is a Lifestyle 26:37 - Where Everyone Bleeds Too Much 30:55 - Limbs Are Optional 34:24 - Bring Your Own Skull 38:06 - A Wonderland of Excel 40:51 - Free Cancer With Every Inhale 43:03 - Now With Extra Dust 46:37 - Tunnels & Receding Hairlines 50:18 - Shut Up, Lorgar 53:47 - Mustafar Knock-Off 56:28 - The Edgy Hideout 59:19 - Lost in the Sauce 1:01:05 - The Lion's Total Kill Count 1:01:25 - World Recap 1:02:06 - Shoutouts and Channel News! 1:03:04 - Outro All artwork featured in this video is used strictly for educational and explanatory purposes. I do not claim ownership of any of the art shown, nor do I seek to profit from it. Full credit will be given wherever possible—if you are the artist and would like to be credited, or prefer your work removed, please don’t hesitate to reach out. I will never claim this artwork as my own under any circumstances #40k #warhammer40k #lore