Do Chickens make CS:GO Literally Unplayable?

Are chicken the reason you're not Global Elite? Time to investigate why chicken are obviously to blame for everything. They're like the dark souls of life's problems. Much like how Dirt Rally is the Dark Souls of racing games. And how a keyboard is the Dark Souls of racing controllers. 0:33 - Chicken obstructing sight -   / first_time_ive_seen_a_chicken_get_in_the_w...   0:48 - Panic mode and what triggers them 3:20 - Blocking 4:20 - Door stuck -    • DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!   4:44 - Example of bodyguard chicken -    • CS:GO - Chicken saves my life   4:55 - Conclusion Also, sorry if my voice sounds a little hoarse, you should have heard it yesterday! :D Check out my channels: ● 3kliksphilip:    / 3kliksphilip   ● 2kliksphilip:    / 2kliksphilip   ● kliksphilip:    / kliksphilip   Other information you might like: ● Website: http://3kliksphilip.com ● Twitter:   / 3kliksphilip   ● PC Specs: Ryzen 1800X, 32 GB RAM, Geforce 1080 gullible