Tu me niaises - 04 Coco Belliveau

Air date: November 26, 2019 We ask how Éric Salvail is doing, Philippe declares that Alex Perron's show is the best comedy show of the year, JF talks about his experience with SARTEC, and Philippe gives an update on his RRSPs (00:00). We ask how everyone is doing, reiterate that autumn is difficult, and chat about sleep and personal hygiene (13:24). We get to know each other, Mathieu admits he'd trade snow for big scorpions, JF explains slow TV to Philippe, and then we share anecdotes about farts, massages, pedicures, and Échos Vedette (20:45). We welcome the very funny and totally cool multidisciplinary artist (rapper, actress, comedian, etc.) Coco Belliveau, who is a big fan of Philippe brushing his penis (33:45). The guys tell Coco he's a star, Coco talks about his rap career, we discuss the national anthem at hockey games and The Voice (46:20). Philippe thinks Louis Morissette only listens to the podcast to hate him, we talk about the awesome Mobilo Festival's Grand Gala for Men where Coco performed with Virginie Fortin, and we discuss the apocalypse (1:01:00). Philippe talks about Charles Lafortune's Studio G episode, which leads to a discussion about the relevance of Occupation Double, and we denounce the negativity on social media (1:14:47). We close the episode with a wine anecdote from JF (1:38:25). SCOOP Philippe already got a pedicure (and it wasn't even his birthday). Sometimes people hire women from the Gaspé Peninsula to play Acadian women. Phil asks JF to always speak in autotune, and things don't go too badly in the future world. Magical podcast! (58:00) Coco is double Thanos. (Two-Thanos) The best way to respond to a hate message is with a disgusting gif. (Provençal-splaining!) Notable quotes: At the same time, I don't give a damn about the prizes, so yeah! - JF, 5:42 My mic... I'M JUST GONNA SHOUT LOUDLY. - JF, 12:46 That's what going after your dreams is all about, it's just sleeping longer. - Mathieu, 15:45 Isn't dying just sleeping all the time? - Philippe, 16:00 Let's say you wake up from a coma and you feel someone washing you, do you wait for them to finish before doing anything? - Mathieu, 6:19 PM What, I've been sleeping for four months? The last thing I remember was being at the movies, and I was eating chicken. - JF, 6:35 PM Those magic bags, don't you think they start to smell like despair? - Philippe, 10:40 PM If I can stuff my washing machine, damn it, I can stuff my microwave. - JF, 11:20 PM It's okay... it's working... - The yoga teacher who's had a meltdown, 9:30 PM I love getting massages, but sometimes I'm afraid they'll massage my feet and it'll tickle too much. But I'm too embarrassed to tell them. That it tickles. So I'm holding back here, I'm like, in my head, "It doesn't tickle." And I can find an area where it doesn't tickle, but damn, that area scares me. - Philippe, 29:44 If he (Jason Guerrette) loses Star Académie and gets an honorary degree, I can go to the School of Humor and get MY honorary degree, University of Moncton! - Coco, 44:00 When I say rap, you say yes to school! - JF, 49:55 Madame Blanche is better than Monsieur Blanc. - Coco, 51:47 When you practice, turn down the volume: That wasn't you, that was Prince. - Mathieu, 57:45 They all talk like T-Pain in their lives: “Would you like a little apple turnover with that? I'll get you a Big Mac with a little sauce.” Maybe! - Djee dalsonnien, 58:28 Work! - Lucien Bourrassa, 58:55 Seconds? Give it some! - Coco, 1:02:38 I'm trying to level the playing field. I jump out of the bushes and go, “AH! Nice tail!” - Coco, 1:05:45 Pdjou! Pdjou! A lady on each hand. I am the most powerful man. A lady in a hat! - Coco, 1:08:45 Ah, Sam Breton couldn't do it, perfect, he had to take Guillaume Pineault... No, but you know... It's a joke, it's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. - Coco, 1:10:35 Nobody likes you, Guy! - Mathieu, 1:15:30 He (Charles Lafortune) was saying that he lives in a roundabout and that he prefers to arrive from one side because he finds his house nicer, and that's when I thought: Why doesn't it explode? - Philippe, 1:18:43