Kirk Fox • That Guy • Part 1• | LOLflix

Kirk Fox • That Guy • Part 1: After about four hours at a coffee bean, I was just sitting in the corner, by myself, alone, looking at girls, and I realized, oh no, I'm that guy • If a swat team came in here right now, with m-16s and just dragged me off this stage, and I was arrested as a suspected serial killer, everyone in my building would be like, yeah, what took you so long? • I realize I fit the FBI profile for a serial killer to A, T, ...white male... that's it • How we perceive ourselves isn't exactly how everyone might perceive us, in my mind I looked good. I had on a baseball cap, sunglasses, scruff, turtleneck, racing gloves, stuff that's cool. But what she saw in her rearview mirror was just Ted Bundy on her ass • I was recently diagnosed with attention deficit ... whatever • Almost got beat up by a homeless man today, there's not enough purell in the world for me to engage in hand-to-hand combat with a homeless man, not unless my peeper sparer sprayed urell • Saw something nice as I was driving, I saw a beautiful girl hitchhiking, nice to see women out there trying to connect again, they should just rename hitchhiking, kill me • Do you know that duct tape was probably originally called abduction tape? But they just weren't hitting the homeowners and plumbers so they shortened it to duct tape. Kirk Fox on FaceBook:   / foxkirk   Kirk Fox on IG:   / kirkfox   Kirk Fox on Twitter:   / kirkfox   Follow lolflix on facebook:   / lolflix   Instagram:   / lolflix   Twitter:   / lolflix   or @lolflix More Comedy: http://lolflix.com/ Directed and Produced by: Scott Montoya • https://imdb.to/2LVcn0y © lolflix, Inc. All Right Reserved • No portion of this video may be copied and reposted without express written permission of lolflix, Inc. and LOL Comedy Inc. ® lolflix “Laugh Out Loud Flix” is a federally registered Trademark