A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 5

Watch out! With the help of Professor Quirrel, the Dark Lord Voldemort is back from the dead and in Hogwarts! He's got an evil plan to get his revenge and his body back, but he's got to be well rested if he wants to rule the world. Now Voldy and Quirrel have to learn to live with each other if they're going to be in this situation for a while. "A Very Potter Musical" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. "As Different As Can Be" Lyrics (by AJ Holmes): QUIRRELL: You won't sleep on your tummy VOLDEMORT: You won't sleep on your back VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree QUIRRELL: We share some hands and fingers VOLDEMORT: And yet the feeling lingers VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're just about as different as anyone could be VOLDEMORT: You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill QUIRRELL: You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fires swell VOLDEMORT: Pushing people in is fun as well I like folding all my ties QUIRRELL: And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: I guess its plain to see when you look at you and me were different different as can be VOLDEMORT: Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords! QUIRRELL: Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards VOLDEMORT: My new world is about to unfold QUIRRELL: You got beat by a two year VOLDEMORT: Ill kill him this time through and through QUIRRELL: Or you might just give him another tattoo VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: You really must agree when you look at you and me were different different as can- VOLDEMORT: Ill rise again and Ill rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds QUIRRELL: Prevails! VOLDEMORT: Part of that world goes to you QUIRRELL: When I rule the world Ill plant flowers VOLDEMORT: When I rule the world Ill have snakes And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters! (QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels) VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!