No One Finishes Column Nine He Finished Twelve
No One Finishes Column Nine He Finished Twelve They assigned a human structural engineer to haul brackets on their orbital megaproject -- classified his credentials as non-equivalent, gave him the column nobody could finish, and waited for him to quit. He didn't quit. He finished it with a socket wrench and a piece of string, and then he started finding defects their twelve-hundred-year engineering code had missed. #hfy #scifi #humanity #aliens #humanityfuckyeah #scifistory #aliensregret #funnyhfy #aliensmockhumans #deadpan #hfystory #scificomedy #alienengineering #humanengineer #orbitalconstruction #alienembarrassment #hfycomedy #dryhfy #alienhumor #scificonstruction #humancompetence #aliensurprise #comedyhfy #underwhelmedhumans #scifishort #hfyreddit #humanbuilder #alienarrogance #structuralengineering #megaproject #humaningenuity #quietcompetence #alienrealization #spacestation #constructioncomedy
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