S6 Ep 07: Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David) | MY MOMMA TOLD ME

🛎 If You're New Subscribe ►    / @mymommatoldme   S6 Ep 07: Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David) | MY MOMMA TOLD ME Is Optimus Prime a c**n who betrayed his fellow cars? David wonders how long it is too long to keep your eyes closed in the barber's chair. Langston has one of the most unhinged conspiracy theories yet submitted to the podcast: Did Optimus Prime betray the Autobots by supporting the human race? Y'all see how we treat cars? Disgusting! Plus, the guys answer two voicemails. The first caller states that robot slang anthropomorphizes robots, and the second thinks Diddy purposely cast Anthony Mackie as Tupac in Notorious, the caller's only connection to the legendary rapper. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE Order your My Momma Told Me gear now! Ready to order and ship. https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 Original Air Date: October 14, 2025 ❤️ iHeartRadio » https://ihr.fm/3gO8tHL 📢 APPLE PODCASTS » ‎https://apple.co/3DhW9aj 📢 AMAZON MUSIC » https://amzn.to/3gTbw1j 🟢 SPOTIFY » https://spoti.fi/3U3vGEa 🎥 PREVIOUS VIDEO »    • S6 Ep 06: The C**n Landing (with Vincent B...   ✨ KEEP IN TOUCH WITH : IINSTAGRAM »   / mymommatoldmepod   TIKTOK »   / mymommatoldmepod   Comedian Langston Kerman and his guests take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool. New episodes twice a week on iHeartRadio. #MyMommaToldMe #MyMommaToldMePodcast #LangstonKermanShow #BigMoneyPlayers #LangstonKerman #LangstonKermanPodcast