The tour of the Gilmore house

"I feel as if I was in a zoo." "Well, Dad, you know what monkeys do when they don't like people staring at them in the zoo." "Now you gotta get yourself a nickname like Smitty and start talking really fast." "Faster than I already do?" "What where you going to do, hit the man?" "He went into my desk!" "He was 85 years old." "Well, it's never too late to learn a lesson." "The fact that people still insist on serving paella is simply beyond me." "Would it have hurt the woman to buy an undergarment?" "Oh, the fascinating time we had. I know all the best places to get my acrylics filled." Taken from Gilmore Girls S04E10