22 Late Night Satellite - Diplomacy Wins, But Who's Voting? - /v/ the Musical XII

Based on: Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon Lyrics I think's been A couple weeks Since they arrived Arrived to my base and arrived to the earth And they're a brand new species Space cat Shrimp-stealing Giant brats Goddamn it Server Hash Where is Kerfus? Write me back (Write me back!) I send you signals every day But you've got nothing to say When the tape goes out (Of an alien shout) I've been hiding from the terrible creatures If I make it through tonight, will you send someone to get me out? Cause I'm the last one At this late-night, late-night satellite I'm the only one Who refines these countless gigabytes Oh I'm running now From glowing wisps They take all my skin if I let them get close And I'm the only person in these woods as I'm aware (If I'm the only person in the woods then who put all these mannequins here?) Oh my god And I try And I try And I try To check your emails to me I send you signals every day But you've got nothing to say When the tape goes out (Of an alien shout) I've been hiding from the terrible creatures If I make it through tonight, will you send someone to get me out? Cause I'm the last one At this late-night, late-night satellite I'm the only one Who refines these countless gigabytes Don't you leave yet Drone's too fast 20 duendes Up your ass My ass won't be trapped at this base Better than to vanish, no trace I'm a doctor And a weeb UFOlogy? You'd best believe Tripod aliens Shadow men Dolls and robots are my friends But my friends are not sen-ti-ent They're all just cats Just be careful, don't over-pat Sleep deprived the eyes follow me While I question my sanity I send you signals every day Nothing to say When the tape goes out (Of an alien shout) I've been hiding from the terrible creatures If I make it through tonight, will you send someone to get me out? (Now!) At this late-night (At this late-night, late-night satellite) I'm the only one Who refines these gigabytes (Who's refined these countless gigabytes!)