Are Spiders Plotting Against Us? + Downtown LA’s Creepiest Secrets on DIYS w/Vanessa Graddick

🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick ‪@vanessa_graddick‬   / vanessagraddick   In this episode: 🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails 👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow! 🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what? 🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder! 🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases. Don’t forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE for more comedy, conspiracies, and chaos. 💬 Drop your thoughts: What show from the 90s deserves a conspiracy theory? HERE IS THE FAMILY MATTERS THEORY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT   / dhentqdyyvr   S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https:/www.bluechew.com Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! 0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34 0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time 1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock? 1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic 2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool 3:02 - The Money Shot Debate 3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim 3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity 4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint 5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game 5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex 6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?! 6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt 7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive 8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This? 9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix 10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology 11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration 12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk 13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes 15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle 16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?! 17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy 19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel 21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy 23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶 24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?! 26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic 27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken... 28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel? 29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment 32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté 33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?! 36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory 38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs 43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?! 44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP 45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting 51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins 55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects #DIYS #VanessaGraddick #FamilyMattersTheory #Spiders #ZoneOfDeath #ComedyPodcast #BlackCreators #urbanlegends Producer: ‪@HippieGoals‬