Covid No. 19 (The Quarantine Song) - 'Mambo No. 5' Parody

Lyrics: One, two, three, four, five... Everybody stay at home so we stay alive! It’s a pandemic new and novel You might say you wanna be in public, but right now it’s unlawful! Can’t work like I did last week… Bars are closed so I’ll watch TV. I like 'The Good Place', 'Ozark', 'Goop Lab', and 'Schitt’s Creek', but as I continue, my future’s looking real bleak. So what can I do? I really beg you, my lord. To me, binging is just such a snore. While I’m inside; what else? Should I learn trumpet? Forget it, I’ll dump it. A little bit of Instagram in my life, A little bit of journaling makes me cry, A little bit of FaceTime’s all I need. Wait, are you there? You froze on my screen! A little bit of longing for the sun, A little bit of eating - just for fun, A lotta bit of hand soap so we’re clean. Everyday’s the same - that’s quarantine! Jump up and down! And move it all around! Do some pushups on the ground, Eat that piece of food you found! Now stand yourself up! And sit yourself down. Turn the TV on and watch 'The Crown'. Pat yourself once, and pat yourself twice ‘Cuz you did a sweat and wow, it felt nice! A little more of Instagram in my life A little more of journaling (I always cry!) Forget about FaceTime - I still can’t see… Now’s a good time to make some tea! A little bit of napping ‘cause I can, A little bit of trying for a tan, A lotta bit of hand soap so we’re clean. Everyday’s the same - that’s quarantine! I need to buy more groceries but I’m petrified So grab our masks, let’s get supplies Holy shit we’re goin’ outside… Written/filmed/produced by Kyla Schoer & Aaron Bernbach Music Production by Aaron Bernbach Music Performance by Kyla Schoer Edited by Kyla Schoer FaceTime Cameo by Noah Schoer THIS VIDEO IS WAS NOT RELEASED WITH THE INTENTION OF INFRINGING COPYRIGHT ON ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER AND IS FOR ARTISTIC PARODY PURPOSES ONLY. I DO NOT OWN THE BACKING TRACK USED.