"The Reynolds Pamphlet" from HAMILTON

"The Reynolds Pamphlet" from the musical HAMILTON Performed by Alex Lacamoire, Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton Written by Lin-Manuel Miranda www.HamiltonMusical.com [FULL COMPANY] The Reynolds Pamphlet [JEFFERSON/MADISON/ANGELICA] Have you read this? [BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON] Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair And he wrote it down right there [MADISON] Highlights! [HAMILTON/JEFFERSON, JAMES, & BURR] “The charge against me Is a connection with one James Reynolds! (James Reynolds!) For purposes of Improper speculation My real crime is an (My real crime is an) Amorous connection with his wife (Amorous connection with his wife) For a considerable time With his knowing consent [MADISON/BURR/JEFFERSON] Damn! [HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON] “I had frequent meetings with her Most of them at my own house.” [BURR] At his own house! [MADISON] At his own house! [DEEP VOICE] Damn! [HAMILTON/JEFFERSON] “Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent On a visit to her father.” [MADISON/BURR] No… [COMPANY] Boooo! [MADISON/BURR] Have you read this? [JEFFERSON] Well, he’s never gon’ be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon’ be President now [JEFFERSON] Well, he’s never gon’ be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon’ be President now [JEFFERSON] He’s never gon’ be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon’ be President now [JEFFERSON] That’s one less thing to worry about [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] That’s one less thing to worry about! [ANGELICA] I came as soon as I heard [JEFFERSON] What?! [HAMILTON] Angelica— [COMPANY] All the way from London?! Damn [HAMILTON] Angelica, thank God Someone who understands what I’m Struggling here to do [ANGELICA] I’m not here for you [ENSEMBLE] Oooooh! [ANGELICA] I know my sister like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind I love my sister more than anything in this life I will choose her happiness over mine every time Put what we had aside I’m standing at her side You could never be satisfied God, I hope you’re satisfied [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR & ENSEMBLE MEN] Well, he’s never gon’ be President now Never gon’ be President now Well, he’s never gon’ be President now Never gon’ be President now Well, he’s never gon’ be President now That’s one less thing to worry about Never gon’ be President now That’s one less thing to worry about That's one less thing to worry about [JEFFERSON/MADISON, HAMILTON, ENSEMBLE WOMEN, & ENSEMBLE MEN] Hey! (Well he’s never gon’ be President now) At least he was honest with our money! (Well he’s never gon’ be President now) Hey! At least I was honest with our money! Well he’s never gon’ be President now Well he’s never gon’ be President now Hey! (Well he’s never gon’ be President now) At least he was honest with our money! (Well he’s never gon’ be President now) Hey! At least he was honest with our money! That’s one less thing to worry about [FULL COMPANY] That’s one less thing to worry about! The Reynolds Pamphlet [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] Have you read this? You ever see somebody ruin their own life? [COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON/ELIZA)] His poor wife