Head Motivator 1.0

Everyone knows that Head stops at nothing to make the best skis in the world. But did you know that the skis are created by the actual athletes who use them? No? That's because it isn't true. But what if it was true? That was the idea behind our new film. Supervised by mad Austrian genius Franz Klammer, we invited some of the worlds best skiers to Kennelbach to try to build their own skis. They brought tasers and yetis and a whole lot of wurst with them. It was a disaster. So we went back to making the skis ourselves. But in the meantime, we filmed it all. Here's a comment from the British directors of the film, Jones: "This was a very difficult project to work on. Our wurst experience ever. Who knew that Lara Gut insists on traveling everywhere by mobility scooter? How do you work that into a script? In the end we just let her do her own thing. The athletes were completely out of control. Although luckily Jansrud brought that huge fish. Anyway, we're retiring from film. See you all at the beach." Moral of the story? If you want properly made skis, get Head's team of highly trained technicians to do it. If you want to throw a wurst in someone's face, Aksul Lund Svindal is available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs. Enjoy! Head Franz Klammer, Jon Olsson, Aksel Lund Svindal, Kjetil Jansrud, Jesper Tjäder, Anna Veith, Lara Gut, Alexis Pinturault