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Morning zoo crew extraordinaire, Chris the Piss guest hosts along with Chris Sanders and asks the question, “What's the most memorable compliment you've ever received?” We get scary mustaches, literary accolades, and flawless auditions. We also find out what happens when a boudoir shoot needs a dialect coach, how seriously conjoined twin driving instructors take their jobs, and what happens when Angela Lansbury tries to lift Arnold Schwarzenegger! Cast: Sean Michael Boozer, Jen Burton, Jarrett Lennon Kaufman, Josh Spence, Chris Sanders Ads: Quizmaster Pro 7000: Amateur Elite Signature Edition v2.0 Lite (improvised by Josh Spence off of the following prompts: Scholastic, no wedgies, embarrass your friends or yourself, electric zapper, “Charles Cornwallis, 1st Marquess Cornwallis”) Original release date: 4/1/2026 Season episode number: 403 Actual episode count: 137 Intro and outro music credit to Matt Walker Various sound effects and music from https://freesfx.co.uk/
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