This Is The Most Dangerous Show In Wrestling

Wrestling was failing. Matches were too long. Viewer retention was collapsing. Fans were leaving in droves. So LPW fixed it. NO RULES. 30 SECOND MATCHES. EXPLOSIVE FINISHES. In tonight's historic inaugural broadcast, Frasier Cranium attempts to survive long enough to win a match. Crine is already unconscious and nobody has noticed. Lit Boy Supreme drops bars. A Karen attacks someone with a hammer. Lazy Susan sleeps through all of it. The referee makes a very important decision at the end. New to LPW? Catch up here:    • LPW - Chronological