Cousin Jim - Cousin Jim - Featuring Swiss Chris (Official Audio)
The first single from Cousin Jim. Lyrics: COUSIN JIM: (Non-sensical Banter) SWISS CHRIS: My Cousin Jim wasn't born to win He was born to sin You ever seen a man lose? I've always thought of him My Cousin My Cousin My Cousin Jim wasn't born to win He was born to sin You ever seen a man lose? I've always thought of him My Cousin Jim wasn't born to win My Cousin My Cousin My Cousin Jim wasn't born to win COUSIN JIM: My cousin Chris says I just don't it I always sweat man, it's truly pathetic My Cousin Chris says I owe a lot of people money My Cousin Chris says I couldn't pay to get a honey I'm a lonely loser Full-time boozer Part-time dr*g user Round Earth refuser I'm a failed musician, a friend and a lover I'm a man with no identity a man without a brother I'm a man who steps in front of a bus but not for his mother I'm a man with no friends except for one guy named "butters" I refuse to be clean Because I deny showers I pretend to take one and sit on the floor for an hour SWISS CHRIS: (Angry Banter) Yo man I don't trust nobody Especially Cousin Jim with my f***in' money My nose is runny and my tummy's twisted You shouldn't been playing them soaker sticks my buddy Tommy Winston Shit, man now Tommy's missin' Tickets to the Cousin Jim show ain't worth the price of admission You think it's funny, man, my spine is slippin' You shouldn't have kissed Jenson I told you that, but damn man, he just wouldn't listen Sick in the head and yet subtly submissive My only wish is, is for him to keep his f***in' distance He's ticklin' ti**** with his barnyard buddy Billy... Really? Yeah - that's what I witnessed My Cousin Jim, he's so privileged He don't beg for forgiveness ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Produced, mixed, mastered by: Cousin Jim Written by: Cousin Jim and Swiss Chris

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