גיא אמן פיתוי - חברה לחורף

There's a lot more laughs on the channel, subscribe - http://goo.gl/HE4CfK There's also laughs on Nicebook -   / niceguyil   Not to mention the laughs on Instagram -   / guy_niceguy   Creators: Eli Videoman and Guy Hochman Actors: Guy Hochman Hania Mania    / g0v3gan   Michal Tolman Eleanor Hollander Transcript: -Gotta, Gotta get a girl for the winter. We'll go to the movies together, We'll study together, We'll sleep together once a week, We'll take pills together. Relationship. Whoa, what's this thing? I might have found a girlfriend for the winter. This is a woman, This is a girl from Goldfield, Not from the high-end. We do a first date half and half. Here, here. I was just talking, here she comes to me. Here she comes to dad. Here she comes. Kosamek. Well, well, in the beginning, nothing happened. Maybe her lens moved, What happened when she put on glasses? That's what I should have told her. And then she would say to me: "I don't wear them because my number is small, And I've gotten used to lenses anyway..." Get her. How stunning. Well, well, Guy, calm down, Breathe, you have an opportunity here, Don't ruin it. Say something sharp. Make her laugh, be witty, Be romantic, you know that, Come on, you're a master of seduction, You're a gun, come on! -You're studying law, right? What happened here isn't considered sexual harassment, huh? -You idiot! You idiot. What does sexual harassment have to do with it now? It's a good thing you didn't talk to her about the Holocaust. "So what, your grandmother was in Auschwitz too?" You retard! What don't I understand, you don't want a girlfriend for the winter? Okay, okay, concentrate and maybe, What, what, what is this? Oh, oh, oh, What the hell! Let's see how I catch her eye, Come on, make a sexy face. Didn't catch it. Okay, make a conversation like you're a really serious businessman. -Yes, yes. So I went in as Clara's owner, and Clara's, because I went in as Clara's owner... -Okay, I'll go up to her. Maybe I'll whistle at her? No, no, no, no. What's wrong with you, a delicate girl, You see her makeup, She's not a girl who gets fun. What's on her neck? Oh please, just not a flower disk. Don't be Shiral or Shontal or Ravit or Lev? Lev! That's what she's into. Looking for love! Think love, love, love, You're a master of seduction, Tell her a sentence about what you like. What do you like, what do you like? -Avi Namani is a soul. -What? -What? -Avi Namani? Is that what you got? Of all the things you like, You idiot, She was already yours. Okay, okay, calm down. Ask her something. -So what, you work here? -Yeah, you know, we need a living. -Thank you. -And what do you answer him? "We need a living" -What are you divorced from? What a slob you are. Dee, Dee is a student, You don't stand a chance with him. Maybe I have a little mustache left? Of all the things you could forget to do? Mustache! At this rate I'll remain a virgin forever. -Say, I wanted to ask you, so, if you're really not busy, or at all in the future, if there's a chance, just if you really want, that we should do something together, somewhere, that we should sleep?