Mori Calliope Uses Speedrun Strats, "Observant Gamer" Suffers

Crash Bandicoot's "Road to Nowhere" is infamous for breaking a gamer's mental state. To survive it, you can either suffer through the brutally precise platforming on the planks, or you can use the legendary speedrunner "rope strat" to balance your way across and bypass the pain. The Contrast: Mori Calliope (The Reaper): Work smarter, not harder. Calli knows her Crash lore. She looks at the broken bridge, asks her chat, "You want to see what speedrunners do?" and immediately jumps onto the rope. She stays completely chill, jokes about Crash being just "an orange guy in his jorts," and breezes to the finish line. The Guy: Commits to the standard platforming path and gets absolutely tortured by it. He proceeds to struggle against the hogs, completely misjudges his jumps, and eventually plummets to his death. His legendary cope for falling? Screaming, "I was on the plank and slipped through it cuz of the new physics engine!" One used speedrunner strats. The other blamed the physics engine. ▼ THE REAPER ▼ Mori Calliope: https://www.youtube.com/live/iAOGywvM...