TSA Chaos, Wonder Woman School Projects & Airport Parenting Fails | Hold My Baby

Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we love our kids… but we are deeply concerned about literally everyone else’s parenting choices. This episode has everything: TSA bins becoming the hill Kira is willing to die on Eric being “randomly selected” at airports forever because… brown Airport parenting that feels less like parenting and more like surrender Reclining airplane seats and the silent war of public travel Parents refusing to tell their kids “that’s not a real person” Kira’s absolutely unhinged OnlyFans retirement plan And somehow… saggy boobs become a full segment Honestly? This episode feels less like a podcast and more like two exhausted parents filing emotional incident reports. If you’ve ever traveled with children and thought: *“Humanity may not survive…”*this episode is for you. --- *00:00 – Intro & welcome back* 00:00:42 – What should Hold My Baby fans be called? 00:03:23 – TSA bin etiquette debate begins 00:04:15 – Kira publicly shames people at airport security 00:06:12 – TSA workers vs passengers: who should move the bins? 00:08:17 – Accidentally stealing someone’s luggage at LAX 00:10:49 – HOLD MY BABY: kids rolling around on airport floors 00:15:52 – Reclining airplane seats and screen tapping 00:19:12 – Rich people hotels with post-beach shower rooms 00:21:00 – HOLD MY BABY: toddlers sitting in first class 00:23:30 – Famous Americans school project disaster 00:26:08 – Parents refusing to tell kids basic reality 00:28:49 – Kira’s brutally honest boob update 00:30:10 – Kira’s OnlyFans business strategy --- #holdmybaby #parentingpodcasts #funnyparents #millennialparents #parentinghumor #modernparenting #airportchaos #comedypodcast #travelwithkids --- If this episode made you laugh, cringe, or immediately sanitize your hands: 👍 Like the episode 💬 Comment your worst airport parenting experience 🔔 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next parenting breakdown 📤 Share this with the parent who lets their kid lick airport windows Because parenting is hard…but raising kids in public? That’s advanced difficulty. ---