Ping Pong Girl - feat. Vincent Rodriguez III - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

BUY ON ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/whe... "Ping Pong Girl" Starring Vincent Rodriguez III and Rachel Bloom Written by Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Dan Gregor Josh + Band WHOA YEAH OKAAAY HEY!! WHOA BROS BEEEER SPORTS!! Josh WHEN SHE WALKED INTO THE PING PONG HALL CASUALLY TOSSING A PING PONG BALL I COULD TELL SHE’S THE MOST PERFECT GIRL WHO’S EVER EXISTED Band DUDE! Josh OH MAN LOOK AT HER PONG THAT PING WHEN SHE PLAYS SHE DOESN’T CARE IF ANYONE’S WATCHING SHE DOES IT FOR HERSELF, AND THAT PUTS MY FEARS TO REST. Band BRO! Josh AFTER EACH RALLY, SHE CHUGS BEER INSTEAD OF WATER SHE SO ALOOF IT BORDERS ON COLD AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES ME WANT HER! PING PONG GIRL SHE’S SO INDEPENDENT THIS FANTASY BEATS OUT FLIGHT ATTENDANT SHE’S PLAYING PING PONG ON HER OWN TERMS. SO I’M THE PURSUER! Band PURSUER Josh PING PONG GIRL HER FOREHAND IS A JET STREAM AND HER BACKHAND’S RIGHT OUT OF A SEX DREAM AND THAT’S THE BEST MESSY BUN I’D EVER SEEN IN THE WORLD MY P - P - PING PONG GIRL GIRL GIRL DUDES SING THESE KINDS OF SONGS! WHOA! BRO SEGA JOCK ITCH!! Josh WHEN SHE SERVES THE BALL, LOOK HOW SHE THROWS IT SHE’S SO HOT BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT. SHE PROBABLY JUST FOUND THAT OUTFIT LAYING AROUND. Band LIKE IN THE TRASH! Josh LOOK AT HER SKILL ON THE PING PONG, uuh…COURT! NOTHING’S HOTTER THAN A CHICK WHO’S GOOD AT SPORTS WHOA! SHE SCORED A THOUSAND POINTS I THINK I LOVE HER Band THAT’S A LOT OF POINTS! Josh PING PONG SHOWS THAT SHE HAS CONTROL OVER HER BODY BUT IT DOESN’T THREATEN MY MASCULINITY LIKE BASKETBALL OR HOCKEY! PING PONG GIRL SHE'S LIKE SERENA OR VENUS JUST WATCHING HER SWING AFFECTS MY PENIS YOU KNOW US DUDES WE LOVE TO TALK ABOUT OUR PENISES. Band OUR PENISES. Josh PING PONG GIRL SHE’S SO INDIFFERENT IT MAKES ME WANT A TANGIBLE COMMITMENT SHE AND I SHOULD GIVE A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE A WHIRL MY P - P - PING PONG GIRL Josh + Band GIRL GIRL GIRL MARRIAGE! GIRL GIRL LET’S SHARE A COSTCO CARD!