How to Win A Surf Fight EVERY Time | Pinch My Salt | #91

Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code: SALTY at https://hellotushy.com/salty Are surf contests broken? 🤔 In this episode of Pinch My Salt, pro surfer Sterling Spencer and cousin Ryan Spencer dive deep into why surf competitions feel stale, how the WSL world title showdown went down, and whether wave pools, one-hour formats, or even water jiu-jitsu could save pro surfing. From Kelly Slater’s cryptic comments, to Yago Dora’s title win, to epic East Coast surf stories, skimboard vs surfer debates, and the eternal war between soft-tops and hard-tops, this one has it all. We mix in raw surf comedy, wild skatepark rants, core-lord vs kook culture, Gen-Z drone parties, Latina chaos stories, and even a debate about why people spend thousands just to keep grass lawns alive. 🌱😂 Whether you’re a surfer, skater, or just here for laughs, this episode is packed with barrels, baddies, and brutal honesty about surf culture today. 0:00 STOP FIGHTING 4:54 PINCH MY CLIPS! 24:31 Surf Contests 31:07 Kelly Slater likes us? 34:28 Gen-Z'ers & Mongo 38:51 Youtube Church 41:26 Gym Update & Russian Girl 47:08 Water Jiu Jitsu 51:38 Poor Vs. Rich 55:06 Get Lucky 58:23 GRASS? 1:00:53 Sterling's Lesbians & Latinas 🔥 Topics inside: Are surf contests broken beyond repair? The world champ problem nobody’s talking about Kelly Slater liking but not following?! Soft-top diplomacy: can surfing save America? First barrels, wave pool vs ocean Skaters vs surfers vs skimboarders — who do the baddies choose? East Coast legends & Pensacola surf history Poor people, rich people, and grass lawns 🤯 Water jiu-jitsu fight stories & gym rivalries 👉 Smash that LIKE, drop a COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE to join the Pinch My Salt crew — the #1 surf-comedy podcast on YouTube. #ad #sponsored #SurfPodcast #SurfComedy #PinchMySalt #SterlingSpencer #KellySlater #YagoDora #WSL #SurfingLife #SurfCulture #SkateLife #CoreLord #SoftTopVsHardTop #SurfContest #SurfingPodcast #SkatePodcast #ComedyPodcast