PKA 491 w/ Danny Mullen - Taylor's Awful Haircut, Danny's Frat Stories, Danny Plays Edward 40 hands

Sponsors: https://try.humblebundle.com/pka http://smartmouth.com/PKA https://Squarespace.com/PKA Guest Social Medias: YouTube:    / @dannymullenofficial   Twitter:   / dannymullen   Support PKA on Patreon:   / pka   Merch: http://PainkillerAlready.net PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com Woody’s Twitch:   / woodysgamertag   Taylor’s Twitch:   / taylormurka   Timeline by LegitRage 0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Kyle introduces the sponsors 0:01:01 - Danny’s appearance on PKAs 10 Year Show & Danny’s Edward 40 Hands videos 0:06:39 - Taylor’s disaster lockdown haircut stream & how to interact with your barber 0:14:32 - How is Danny finding lockdown? 0:17:10 - If your partner cheats on you with the other gender, is it REALLY cheating? 0:19:24 - Kyle’s favorite food in prison & why he avoided the lunchtime “chow” while locked up 0:21:33 - Lockdown talk: Is a major economic recession incoming? Is work-from-home better? 0:30:54 - Is a second wave of lockdown incoming? Has 2020 been wasted? 0:33:40 - Kyle talks about his probation & will weed be federally legal under Biden or Trump? 0:42:33 - Cooking talk: Aggressive elk meat, George Foreman grills & Chef Kyle knowledge 0:49:06 - Would the guys eat “Pete” the human if they could? What about eating children? 0:52:25 - Alex Jones makes a cameo; was his deplatforming correct or overreaching? 0:56:14 - Could PKA get Alex Jones as a guest? Would Danny go on Logan Paul’s podcast? 0:58:34 - Kyle’s deleted scenes as FPSRussia on the Logan Paul movie “Airplane Mode” 1:00:29 - Woody and Danny’s MMA careers & the risks of applying MMA to real life combat 1:08:40 - Is krav maga a legit martial art? And varying approaches to teaching/learning MMA 1:19:17 - Ad read: Humble Bundle 1:20:48 - Gaming talk: Escape from Tarkov, Halo MCC nostalgia & Taylor playing GTA: V 1:28:35 - Why Rome is home to the world’s worst drivers & the Helen Keller fakery debacle 1:32:23 - Will Kyle ever return to Tarkov? What kind of house is Kyle eyeing up post-probation? 1:35:00 - Property talk: Kyle’s dream Colorado real estate vs Danny’s cramped LA lifestyle 1:43:33 - Hunter S Thompson’s absurd ranch and substance-filled lifestyle - Enviable or sad? 1:46:51 - Movie talk: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood vs Tarantino’s other films 1:54:48 - UFC talk: Ferguson gets smoked by Gaethje & Jon Jones calls out Ngannou 2:02:31 - PKA reacts to Mike Tyson’s return to the boxing ring after 15 years 2:07:14 - Does Leonardo DiCaprio have a proclivity towards barely legal women? 2:11:08 - PKA talks Hollywood heartthrobs: Leo, Ryan Reynolds & Val Kilmer 2:14:18 - TV show talk: Rick and Morty, The Last Kingdom & Community (no major spoilers) 2:19:47 - Movie talk: Ghostbusters, ET and Steven Spielberg’s filmography 2:22:58 - Good cops vs bad cops & why women cops suck and could be replaced by dogs 2:28:10 - The Sopranos talk: Crushing dogs, Tony’s unfaithfulness and cold cut cravings 2:33:01 - Does Sylvester Stallone have a secret bedroom habit? What about Trump? 2:36:56 - Danny reveals he enjoys his girlfriend playing with his booty in the bedroom 2:43:52 - Ad read: Squarespace (plus Danny’s personal advocacy) 2:45:47 - Return to Danny’s derriere dilemma & getting your black jiu-jitsu booty plug 2:48:50 - Danny tells a frat story: The time he caused $14,000 of house damage via flooding 2:53:02 - Woody & Danny’s thoughts on going to Community College vs University 2:56:20 - The time Taylor took Italian in College, forgot everything & then took a speaking exam 3:02:34 - Woody gives College advice & can you forge/cheat your entire academic career? 3:07:25 - Ad read: Smartmouth 3:09:01 - The surge of the weed market and the time Woody considered becoming a farmer 3:13:27 - Recapturing your first hit from a bong, Kyle’s Colorado move & more weed talk 3:22:08 - Gilbert Godfried on the Roast of Donald Trump & review of Louis CK’s recent stand up 3:28:36 - The modern social media star vs early 2010s stars & oldschool CoD YouTube drama 3:32:30 - The downfall of the Machinima Network and the evolution of gaming videos/streaming 3:36:19 - Woody’s crazy Facebook friends who dismiss the pandemic and slander Sanders 3:46:12 - Taylor talks Twitch ToS and The Sopranos (Taylor/Woody’s Twitch linked above) 3:51:41 - Where does Woody see his future in streaming on Twitch? 3:53:28 - Is there a career for Danny on Twitch? Plus the absurdity of Ice’s old CX streams 3:56:01 - PKA reflects on Blade’s appearance on PKA 490 and how he responds to allegations 3:58:37 - Danny recaps his latest video “Exploring the most unemployed County in America” 4:00:28 - South Park’s creative process and the seemingly unending run of The Simpsons 4:02:44 - Kyle calls it a show, Danny pimps his Social Medias