Major Archaeological Find Under My Trailer

My landlord and I don't see eye to eye when I tell her that she's not allowed on her property anymore because I've uncovered quite possibly the most important discovery of mankind. The song on the end is called Sublevel Rhapsody, thanks to Alma Elma naming it that. The original song it's based on is called Deeper Underground by Jamiroquai. He sings the chorus because I was too lazy to change that part, though I did write lyrics for it to be changed. It goes like this: I'M DIGGING DEEPER UNDERGROUND HAULIN' THIS DIRT INTO THE WOODS I'M DIGGING DEEPER UNDERGROUND I HOPE MY LANDLORD'S NOT AROUND I'M DIGGING DEEPER UNDERGROUND WELL I GOT TO DIG DEEPER…GOT TO DIG MUCH DEEPER I'M DIGGING DEEPER UNDERGROUND HAULIN' THIS DIRT INTO THE WOODS I'M DIGGING DEEPER UNDERGROUND I HOPE MY LANDLORD'S NOT AROUND I'M DIGGING DEEPER UNDERGROUND IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW The video for the original Jamiroquai song is my favorite of his. You should watch it here:    • Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground (Official ...   If you like this phone call, you might also like this similar one I did back in 2014:    • Tenants From Hell - Patent Office   Support PLA's noble efforts at   / phonelosers   CONNECT WITH PLA: Website: http://www.phonelosers.org Facebook:   / phonelosers   Twitter:   / phonelosers   Patreon:   / phonelosers   Google+: http://www.phonelosers.org/googleplus Tumblr:   / phonelosers   Reddit:   / phonelosers   Forums: http://www.phonelosers.com Buy Shirts: http://phonelosers.spreadshirt.com Prank Calls Facebook:   / prankphonecalls   RBCP's YouTube:    / rbcp   RBCP's Homepage: http://www.notla.com RBCP's DevArt: http://rbcp.deviantart.com RBCP's Twitter:   / rbcp