There is actually no reason to ever watch the Moana remake...
Disney's newest live action remake came out recently, and it's for the less-than-10-years-old Moana. Yeah, I'm still not over that. Unfortunately, despite being a remake of a still fairly recent movie, and despite how hilariously awful and distracting that wig looks on The Rock, this is easily one of the least interesting live action Disney remakes to date, which is saying a lot right there. My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/zuBH My Patreon: / zerexyt

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I am so happy this movie is flopping - Moana Rant

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The Moana Remake Is So Much Worse Than You Think...

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We have reached biblical levels of coping

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Moana (2026) is an Abomination

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