Carl Tart as Italiano Jones (Comedy Bang! Bang! Compilation)

Italiano Jones is the 6'5" legal titan of Tuscany who officially holds the title of the tallest and strongest man in all of Italy. A whirlwind of pure adrenaline and questionable accents, this high-energy attorney doesn't just represent his clients—he enters the courtroom ready to bench-press the scales of justice while screaming his unbreakable oath that he "WILL FIGHT FOR YOU!" Whether he’s defending the honor of a rogue entrepreneur or simply flexing his massive biceps to distract a jury, Italiano is a force of nature who proves that being a world-class lawyer is 10% legal knowledge and 90% raw, unbridled Italian intensity. See "Italiano Jones's Bus Ad" in Comedy Bang! Bang! The Podcast: The Book (p. 34). Please note: This video is a fan-created compilation, made with no intention of monetization or advertising. All intellectual property rights and ownership of the original Comedy Bang! Bang! content belong exclusively to Scott Aukerman, Earwolf, and the brilliant performers involved. This is a labor of love for fellow fans to enjoy and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Comedy Bang! Bang! or its creators. Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:33 Episode 634: Wainscotting, Entree P. Neur & Italiano Jones | 12 January 2020 00:27:04 Episode 701: Promo Code SPORTS | 11 April 2021 00:40:47 Episode 739: Oi Noi, BB Bridgers! | 09 January 2022 00:57:33 Episode 769: Cowbell Saul | 07 August 2022 01:14:12 2022 Tour, Houston | 07 August 2022 01:37:43 Episode 816: Love, Bridge | 11 June 2023 01:47:08 2024 Tour, Boston Pt. 2 | 13 June 2024 02:07:50 2024 Tour, Toronto | 28 July 2024 02:28:29 Outro