Rations Don't Count as Cooking
They packed seventeen kinds of rope and zero peppers. She survived a dragon's lair only to be handed a gray bar labeled "dinner." Tonight, the ladle of destiny changes everything. 🎤 "Rations Don't Count as Cooking" — an original comedy D&D soul-funk anthem about the party member who staged a culinary revolution at the campfire 🍲 For every party whose morale was saved not by a cleric, but by somebody who knew that victory needs garlic. The barbarian wept. 🎵 Music: Suno AI 🎨 Visuals: Midjourney ✍️ Lyrics & Production: Claude #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPGcomedy #DnDmemes #ParodySong #TabletopRPG #DnDmusic #NerdMusic #CampfireCooking #SoulFunk

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