小学校～中学校の友達に20年ぶりに電話してみる枠【2022/03/03】

[Clipper] Classmates from elementary to middle school. He attended swimming lessons and hit it off with Futon-chan, who was from outside his school district. They would talk about erections in heated pools. He's currently a complete alcoholic, and apparently his body is melting from the neck down. He recognized Unko-chan as Junichi Kato when she uploaded 6 Pokemon to Nico Nico Douga. He started streaming in 2015, but his streams weren't attracting many viewers, so he used the phrase "Unko-chan and my classmate" and was discovered by Emon. [Chicken] A friend from middle school, they played "Daiyuuyuu" with a cardboard deck of cards during class. He couldn't support his girlfriend on his monthly salary of ¥120,000, so he flew to the Philippines. NEW → He's been ruined by cryptocurrency. [Masashi Kumada] They've known each other since they were three. Unko-chan's best friend, incredibly handsome and dark-skinned. Despite being incredibly handsome, he pooped twice on his way home from school. His parents are the prefectural governor and an elite flight attendant. Most of his friends' nicknames are given to him by Masashi Kumada. "Sawaii wa Teraksusuu♪" [Hammer D] Classmates from middle school. While most of his friends went on to high school after middle school graduation, Hammer D was the only one who got a job at a toy store. [Booger Iceberg] The baseball team in middle school was named by Masashi Kumada, and they have tails growing out of their rears. Unko-chan, who has a tummy fetish, was extremely excited at the time. He has a mild intellectual disability and would loudly shout "Yeeeessss!!!!" when running the bases. He currently runs his family's mandarin orange farm. He occasionally drives Clipper, who doesn't have a license, to ramen restaurants. [Acromegaly (Mattan)] He's the tallest member of the baseball team, which means he has acromegaly. He's first baseman. [Yocchan] Aliases: Yocchi, Yoshida, McDonald's Alien, Suzuki He's been friends with Unko-chan since elementary school. He's tall and handsome, but his IQ is 80. He's a political nut. He's infertile. His sperm apparently doesn't swim straight. He loves babies. He's always looking for Futon-chan's sperm. Futon-chan has suspected him of donating sperm. "Do you all like babies...?" He started smoking at age 8 and quit at age 20 due to lung pain. At a middle school graduation party, his homeroom teacher asked him to "buy everyone's snacks," and he once used the 10,000 yen he was given to buy three cartons of cigarettes and crush them. "Do you have Caster Mild?" He was popular in school and often confessed his feelings to others. When he was rejected, the girls would ask a male senior to help him and beat them up. His "Ahhhh! I'm so sorry!" echoed throughout the schoolyard. He has a terrible drinking habit, and often gets drunk and out of control, both in his personal life and on stream. However, he is normally a very kind-hearted timid person. He worries excessively and can't sleep over even the smallest things. He loves animals, but unfortunate events always occur with the animals he keeps as pets. The first dog he ever owned (which he stole from a bank) was hit and killed by his father's car on the way home from work. Other known killers include a rabbit and a hamster. It's unclear whether it was the same hamster, but when he started keeping a hamster as a child, it escaped after three or four days and reappeared in the same place a year later, gigantic and gray. No matter how you look at it, it's just a sewer rat, but Yocchan believes it to be an escaped hamster. Incidentally, the rat was dumped in the gutter by his grandmother. Despite this, he would make fun of the pug that Unko-chan kept at the annex house, calling it "stinky." When he was a student, he picked a fight with a taxi driver and got beaten up at a mahjong parlor. "Jun, this is bad... Can't you join me in apologizing?" When Unko-chan was living in a rundown apartment in Ebisu, he got drunk and peed all over the place, and Unko-chan wouldn't talk to him for a while. In his mid-20s, after drinking with Tengu-chan, the two of them shoplifted pornographic magazines at a 7-Eleven and played a game of chicken. The next day, he forgot about it and went back to the same 7-Eleven, where he was caught by the manager. He apparently got on his knees and was forgiven. "Me? I can shoplift!?" In March 2012, while passionately discussing Koreans living in Japan, he accidentally blurted out his last name. Later, his girlfriend found out he was a live streamer and told him she'd break up with him if he didn't stop, so he deleted his community, deleted his account, and effectively retired. In 2012, while on a trip to Izu with Unko-chan and the others, he got into an argument with Tengu-chan, which escalated into a fistfight. He even got the local fishermen involved in the fight, and woke up covered in blood. This incident is known as the "Izu Inn Ban Incident." In 2013, he introduced hi...