I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane (Donald Trump song parody)

Donald Trump continues blathering on about electric vehicles at his rallies, and his ignorance just seems to grow. This time he says if you built an electric-powered plane, it would fall out of the air when the sun went down. I guess that's because the batteries are so heavy that they sink boats, so surely they would pull a plane out of the air. This is just the MIT-level thinking that we have come to expect. === Lyrics === Not everyone’s as smart as me ‘Cause my uncle taught at MIT And I have a lot of science expertise Now I told you once about some sharks And a sinking boat with voltaic arcs I am respected for my risk analyses So listen and vote for me I’ll tell you more about batteries It’s getting late and I’m afraid I have to dash ‘Cause I’m leavin’ on an electric jet plane Have to land ‘fore the sun goes down again At night we’d surely crash You see electric vehicles they stink Boats with heavy batteries will sink They’re so heavy you can’t use them in a plane I think electric planes run on solar cells But that pisses off the oil cartels I’m saying this so they’ll donate to my campaign So listen and vote for me I’ll tell you more about batteries It’s getting late and I’m afraid I have to dash ‘Cause I’m leavin’ on an electric jet plane Have to land ‘fore the sun goes down again At night we’d surely crash Now I’ve to to go before twilight Or there won’t be power for my flight There’s the exit Leave a credit card on your way out Dream about some days remote You won’t have to think or have to vote When I am dictator, I’ll no longer have to say Oh, Listen and vote for me I’ll blather on about batteries It’s getting late and I’m afraid I have to dash ‘Cause I’m leavin’ on an electric jet plane Have to land ‘fore the sun goes down again At night we’d surely crash I’m leavin’ on an electric jet plane If you haven’t noticed: I’m quite insane But please… send me your cash === Credits === "Leaving on a Jet Plane" by John Denver    • Leaving On A Jet Plane