Holibobs, Botox and Punch the Monkey - This Is A Cult, Hun!

Right, this episode is giving pure chaos, absolute ICONIC energy, and we're obsessed 💅 So basically, Deyonce and Davina kick things off already in hysterics—like no structure, no plan, just vibes. They’re doing accents, creating drag names for literally everyone, and somehow still circling back to this mystery woman Denise… who the podcast is supposedly about, but no one actually knows what she’d do. It’s giving unhinged but fabulous. Then we’re off to Glasgow, babes—HYROX, holibobs, sausage sandwiches, a bit of fitness but also a LOT of chaos. Davina’s talking about this productivity thing where you sit on camera with strangers to get work done, and Deyonce is basically like “this is a cult, hun” 😭 They’re bouncing from topic to topic—TV shows, celebs, nights out, random childhood stories—and then suddenly we’re emotionally invested in a bullied monkey called Punch?? Like I wasn’t ready but now we need justice for him. There’s booze chat, embarrassing moments, work horror stories—it’s all very “we’ve had a few drinks and now we’re oversharing,” and honestly, I live for it. By the end, they’re planning birthdays, Botox, drinks, the lot—completely off the rails but in the most entertaining way. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s dramatic…