H-O-A-R w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham

"H-O-A-R" by Bo Burnham All rights to Bo Burnham. Lyrics: well i'm the girl for every high school guy yeah, i got everything a little shirt and a skirt so high every month you can spot a cotton tampon string i'll drop my books and then i'll bend and then i'll bend a little more everybody thinks ashley's my best friend well that bitch is a whore with a capital H-O-A-R ignorance is bliss who needs feminism, with an ass like this? and a capital H-O-A-R you guys liking what you see? 'cause if beauty's on the inside you might as well go inside me well i'm the guy for that high school girl yeah, partyin' is my life in a few hours i'll be hittin' the gym and in a few years i'll be hittin' my wife "ya know, i like to hang loose" "no way, so does my crotch" "well i hope you brought your man juice, 'cause i bought scotch" with a capital one no hassle card stolen from my dad dignity's overrated self respect's a fad well i'm like a game of baseball 'cause there's something you might catch well, and if you put out i'd say that we're a perfect i'd say that we're a perfect i guess that we're a perfect match a perfect match a perfect match