The Warp Took My Dog - inspired by Warhammer 40K

Track: The Warp Took My Dog Artist: Barhound ================ I hope you enjoyed this bardic banger straight out of the Underhive. Scroll down for full lyrics. This song is a part of our parody-fueled musical saga through the grim darkness of the 41st millennium! If you enjoyed it, please like and share with your folks. Subscribe for more awesome songs:    / @barhoundofficial   ================= 🔥Follow the ale-driven journey of Guardsman Garrie here:    • Guardsman Garrie Songs   🔥Apple Music:   / barhound   🔥Ale Fund:   / barhound   (As an indie musician, I pay for production, publishing and distribution. It would be great if you can support.) ================= 🛑 Disclaimer: This song is a fan-made parody and not associated with Games Workshop. All Warhammer 40K references belong to their rightful owners. This content is for satirical and entertainment purposes only. ================= 📜 Full lyrics: My wife ran off with Leman Russ, said she liked his beard and growl, Left me here on Cadian soil, drinkin’ amasec from a bowl. I said “At least I’ve got my hound, old Sniffer by my side,” But the Warp was hungry that cold night… and it swallowed him alive. Oh, the Warp took my dog, took my heart, took my ale, Left me cryin’ in the barracks with a commissar on my tail. If the Emperor hears me, send him back through the fog, ‘Cause a guardsman’s got no joy when the Warp takes his dog! One moment he was sniffin’ boots, the next he’s stretchin’ thin, Got pulled through some bright pink hole, tail first, then nose, then skin. I tried to grab him by the leash, but Warp-hands slapped me back, And now he’s fetchin’ daemon bones on some hellish, burning track. Oh, the Warp took my dog, took my heart, took my ale, Left me cryin’ in the barracks with a commissar on my tail. If the Emperor hears me, send him back through the fog, ‘Cause a guardsman’s got no joy when the Warp takes his dog! The Commissar just shook his head and wrote me up for drink, Said “Men like you lose wars, not dogs,” and tossed me in the brink. I told him ‘bout the howlin’ void, the voices and the smell, He fined me twenty thrones for “lies” and “heresy as well.” Oh, the Warp took my dog, took my heart, took my ale, Left me cryin’ in the barracks with a commissar on my tail. If the Emperor hears me, send him back through the fog, ‘Cause a guardsman’s got no joy when the Warp takes his dog! Now Sniffer’s in the Immaterium, probably chewin’ Khorne’s big shoe, Or learnin’ tricks from tzeentch’s birds, with feathers strange and blue. Meanwhile I’m stuck guardin’ walls, with lasgun set to low, Wonderin’ if my ex-wife’s drunk on Fenris ale and snow. Oh, the Warp took my dog, took my heart, took my ale, Left me cryin’ in the barracks with a commissar on my tail. If the Emperor hears me, send him back through the fog, ‘Cause a guardsman’s got no joy when the Warp takes his dog! So raise your mugs for fallen mutts, and wives who chase Space Wolves, For Warp-rent holes and daemon trolls, and bureaucratic fools. If Russ comes near I’ll kick his shins, and steal his beard with pride, And maybe Sniffer’ll warp back home… with Slaanesh along for the ride. Oh, the Warp took my dog, took my heart, took my ale, Left me cryin’ in the barracks with a commissar on my tail. If the Emperor hears me, send him back through the fog, ‘Cause a guardsman’s got no joy when the Warp takes his dog! #warhammer40k #wh40k #tavernmusic #darktide #spacemarine2 #epicmusic ================= 🛑AI Disclosure: Some elements of this track were enhanced using AI. Vocals and instruments are AI-assisted. My natural voice is smoother, and I primarily play acoustic rhythm and percussive guitar. The final mix includes AI-generated enhancements and additional instrumentation. Lyrics are written by me. I occasionally use ChatGPT for editing, proofing or rhyming help.