Wii Sports on Nintendo Wii

[Verse 1] Gravel voice 8-bit glow Desert sand CRT snow Spacesuit hanging On the chair by the wall Ash on the carpet Cans in the hall He slams that cartridge Teeth on the grin Pixel jungle He’s diving back in Says “Call me Leaf I’m a legend tonight” Smoke in his lungs Screen in his sight [Chorus] Leaf the Pro Gamer Lost in the maze Spinning in circles Counting his plays Twisting the bottle Chasing the haze Saving the world on a weekday Leaf the Pro Gamer Shouting his name Eyes red Thumb sore Wired on the flame Calling it practice Calling it fame Leaf the Pro Gamer Stuck in the game [Verse 2] Monkeys on mountains Clocks in the sand He yells at the villains Raises his hand “Damn dirty level” He laughs at the line Spills his drink Says he’s doing just fine Password scribbles On a wrinkled receipt High score halo Over his seat End of the world On a tiny screen He hits reset Chasing one more scene [Chorus] Leaf the Pro Gamer Lost in the maze Spinning in circles Counting his plays Twisting the bottle Chasing the haze Saving the world on a weekday Leaf the Pro Gamer Shouting his name Eyes red Thumb sore Wired on the flame Calling it practice Calling it fame Leaf the Pro Gamer Stuck in the game [Bridge] [Synth solo over pounding toms Crowd chants “Leaf! Leaf!” in the background] He says he’s fine Says it again Light from the pixels Carving his name [Chorus] Leaf the Pro Gamer Lost in the maze Spinning in circles Counting his plays Twisting the bottle Chasing the haze Saving the world on a weekday Leaf the Pro Gamer Shouting his name Eyes red Thumb sore Wired on the flame Calling it practice Calling it fame Leaf the Pro Gamer Stuck in the game