Democracy, Dung & Disaster New Years | ft. Punit Pania

Welcome to Cyrus Says! New Year. New resolutions. Same nonsense. In this classic Cock & Bull episode, Cyrus Broacha and Puneet Pania spiral through politics, democracy, global conflicts, hostel trauma, Mumbai trains, DJ music, dung, milk parties, and the slow death of common sense. From spending New Year’s Eve alone in a backpacker hostel in Gokarna, to calling the cops on DJs, to debating Umar Khalid, Venezuela, North Korea, IPL geopolitics, and why democracy now feels like a badly managed train compartment — nothing is sacred and nothing is resolved. There are no answers. There are barely questions. There is a boat story involving spit, and somehow that still isn’t the worst part. This episode is angry, funny, deeply Indian, and extremely Cock & Bull. 00:00 - Cock & Bulllll 03:45 - Poop book mark 05:20 - The Gokarna trip! 09:00 - Angry uncles 11:00 - Countdowns & dungs 15:00 - Spending new years alone 18:30 - Thoughts about Therapy 19:50 - Art of Living/Loving 21:37 - Umar Khalid & Sharjeel bail petition denied 29:04 - President Maduro kidnapped 36:20 - MP official said GHANTA 42:00 - Express train story 48:38 - Cyrus doesn’t know Mumbai local 50:34 - Rats destroyed marijuana 55:22 - Milk Partyy 59:59 - Someone spat on him! 1:07:38 - Upcoming showsss #unfiltered #chaos #DarkHumour #realtalk #2026 #newyear #mumbailife #PoliticalSatire #IndianPolitics #Democracy #NoFilter #FreeSpeech #NewsComedy Kripya subscribe to the channel:    / cyrussays   Spotify Video EP's - https://open.spotify.com/show/2vrxGEL... Listen to the full audio episodes at: Amazon Music Exclusive https://music.amazon.in/podcasts/4d52... Email your AMA questions to us at [email protected] Discord Server - https://discord.gg/ Don’t forget to follow Cyrus Says’ official Instagram handle at @whatcyrussays [  / whatcyrussays  ] Connect with Cyrus on socials: Instagram:   / cyrus_broacha   Twitter:   / broacha_cyrus   Aur like, share, comment karna na bhule! #comedypodcast #livepodcast #cyrusbroacha #CyrusBroacha #CyrusBroachaPodcast #cyrussays #cyrusbroachapodcast #amawithcyrus #cocknbull #AMAwithCyrus #CocknBull

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