Judge FLEISCHER Can't Stop LAUGHING at Sovereign Citizen's Epic Fail!!!

A sovereign citizen walks into court claiming he doesn't need a Texas driver's license, just a federal DOT number. The judge's response cuts through the nonsense: "You need brain surgery—are you going to do that on yourself?" But that's just the opening act. A DWI defendant with a medical cannabis prescription forces the judge to confront a modern legal dilemma: can someone on bond for a marijuana DWI continue to use medical marijuana? Then, after repeated bond violations, skipped breath tests, and a positive dr*g test for Oxy and benzo, the judge delivers a final ultimatum: follow the TR recommendation or face a jury. 00:00 Sovereign Citizen in Court 00:30 Judge: You Need Brain Surgery 00:47 Unlawful Carrying of a Weapon 01:06 Law Is Like Brain Surgery 02:27 Case Reset for Faretta Hearing 03:44 Defendant Sworn In 04:17 Probable Cause: No Front Plate, Expired Registration 05:06 Marijuana, Gun, Stolen Checks Found 06:05 Defendant Argues Federal Registration 06:50 Judge: You Need a Texas License 07:18 Defendant: Common Law or Military Tribunal? 07:53 State Control Over Highways Explained 10:28 Driving Is a Privilege, Not a Right 11:07 14th Amendment Doesn't Allow Unlicensed Driving 11:39 DWI for Marijuana With Medical Card 12:14 Judge: Problem Allowing Marijuana Use on DWI Bond 12:27 Defense: Like Telling Diabetic No Insulin 13:26 Judge Wants to Talk to Prescribing Doctor 13:58 Any DWI Substance, Stop Using It 14:24 Why Not Use Xanax Instead? 15:39 Let's Verify Prescription First 16:12 If He's Lying, That's Another Issue 17:04 Criminal History: Heroin Program, DWI, PCS 17:52 Four Total Arrests 18:56 Never Successfully Completed Probation 19:20 Defendant Has Epilepsy, Lupus 19:34 Judge Orders Immediate Drug Test 20:30 Judge: Contributing to the Behavior 22:22 Judge: Felony Convictions Make Work Hard 22:31 Six Cases Since 2018 22:57 Enabling Behavior 23:11 Addiction Is Lifelong 23:56 Mind Over Matter 24:19 Why No Other Way to Self-Medicate? 24:37 Judge Wants to Talk to Prescribing Doctor 25:24 Curfew: 10 PM to 6 AM 25:44 GPS Monitor Ordered 26:07 No Marijuana Until Further Notice 26:44 Fox Guarding the Hen House 27:27 Reset for Wednesday 27:43 Drug Test Now 28:30 No Opiates on Bond 29:00 GPS and Curfew Ordered 30:21 Judge: If Using Opiates, Life Will Be Difficult 31:13 Six Cases in Six Years 32:09 Judge Shares Own Self-Destructive Personality 33:15 Judge Still Has Problem With Marijuana Use 33:31 Legitimate Psychiatrist Needed 34:21 Judge Has Problem With Marijuana DWI 35:43 This Is Medical, Not Legal 36:03 What About Xanax DWI? 36:51 Judge Will Talk to Other Judges 37:17 Same Substance as DWI 37:52 Defendant Shot Himself in Finger 38:00 Reset for One Week 39:01 Reset With Weekly Testing 39:41 Seizures From Missing Benzo Dose 40:41 Valium Only for Emergency Seizures 41:41 Marijuana Better Than Narcotics? 41:59 Complete List of Prescriptions Required 42:24 Don't Get Into a Car 43:16 Drug Test Now 44:36 Defendant Interested in DWI Court 44:45 GPS Failed to Enter Alert 45:15 No Signal From 11:46 PM to 3:02 AM 46:14 Portable Violations Added 47:16 13 Skipped Breath Samples 48:16 Bond Revoked 48:24 TR Evaluation Ordered 48:43 Refused to Comply With Bond Conditions 49:07 Probation With TR Evaluation 49:40 Positive for THC, Suboxone, Oxy, Benzo 50:19 Two-Year Probation Considered 50:27 10 Days as Condition 50:36 TR Will Determine Treatment Level 50:58 Defendant Wants DWI Court 52:00 Immigration Detainer Issue 52:15 Defendant on Bond, Shouldn't Be Held Over 48 Hours 52:40 Bench Warrant Requested 53:20 No Reason to Be Detained 53:56 Bench Warrant Filed Before Deportation 54:05 Return to Immigration 54:52 Immigration Detainer Is Holding Him 55:13 Return Him Now 56:04 DWI Court Recommended 56:22 Dad Not Bonding Him Out 56:35 Reset for Tuesday Next Week 57:10 If Residential Recommended and He Refuses 57:18 Case Set for Trial 57:40 History Shows He Doesn't Follow Conditions 58:20 Judge: Jail Solves Nothing 58:43 Trying to Help This Kid 59:09 No Straight Probation 59:31 Six Arrests in Six Years 59:38 Positive for THC, Suboxone, Oxy, Benzo 59:45 Not About Medical Marijuana Anymore real courtroom hearings, Judge Simpson, sovereign citizen, DWI marijuana, medical cannabis prescription, Texas Compassionate Use Program, bond revocation, drug court, TR evaluation, opiate addiction, Suboxone, PTSD, unlawful carrying, felony fraud, GPS monitor, curfew, portable breath test, immigration detainer Subscribe to Justice Served for more real courtroom hearings where every decision has real consequences. #RealCourtroomHearings, #JudgeSimpson, #SovereignCitizen, #DWIMarijuana, #MedicalCannabis, #CompassionateUse, #BondRevocation, #DrugCourt, #TREvaluation, #OpiateAddiction, #UnlawfulCarrying, #FelonyFraud, #GPSMonitor, #CurfewOrder, #ImmigrationDetainer, #JusticeServed