(Aston Martin enters the chat)

Sha la la La la la Ooooo oo Everybody Shake your body F1 is back for 2023 Red bull are taking the actual piss been 1 second a lap faster than everybody else But who cares We’ve got a more exciting battle Fernando sigmalonso Osama bin latte boi And lewis midfieldmilton The 3 of them came together at the Bahrain Grand Prix so I do my usual in depth technical analysis and I stay calm the whole time Also, slight correction I believe Naomi sniff was actually taking the piss out of the other commentator who said ‘is it encouraging’ So perhaps it is Natalie Pinkham who is possessed by the devil Either way somebody’s getting an exorcism What else … Idk Did you see the Mercedes ransom note they put out cos their fans where raging at them Saying ‘no hard feelings if you’re not along for the journey’ Lol But I thought the Mercedes shaggers where all ‘love & peace’ We all know thats a load of bollocks Mercedes fans literally brush their teeth with a bar of soap What else Ooo I know Im currently building a new shed Cos the old one had a wasp nest under the floor And because im a BIZness man entrepreneur im using this as an opportunity to make the brand new shed into a studio for my podcast And we're almost at 2000 mohawk sympathisers on the Patreon so well done everybody You’re funding the Sheffield mafia K luv u bye xxx