Gay or Just a Galra - Legendary Space Gays {Voltron Cosplay Skit}

This is a parody song of "There, Right There/Gay or European" from the Broadway Musical "Legally Blonde". This all started at Anime North when I offhandedly said "Gay or Just a Galra" in reference to Keith and we spent the rest of the night writing lyrics. Hope you guys enjoy! Credits to these beautiful people! (Instagrams) Lance - Sadie-Lyn Bieman(@__sadie.bug__) Keith - Sierra Martin (@sierramartin) Pidge - Kathleen Farris (@tokoyami_faris) Fangirl - Sarah McIntyre (@sarah.mc._) Fanart - Emily Lawrence (@the_megabee33) Lyrics: PIDGE: THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at that pale untended skin LANCE: Look at the killer shape he’s in PIDGE: Look at the state his hair is in oh please he’s gay totally gay! LANCE: I’m not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate, a totally Straight expatriate. The guy’s not gay I say not gay! BOTH: That is the Kaltenecker in the room, well is it relevant to conclude that a man who wears high boot is automatically radically fay? LANCE: Look at the way he’s always hiding PIDGE: Look at the feelings he’s denying! LANCE: There’s the eternal paradox PIDGE: Look what we’re seeing! LANCE: What are we seeing? Is he Gay? PIDGE: Of course he’s gay! LANCE: Or just a Galra! (PIDGE facepalms) PIDGE: GAY! LANCE: Or just a Galra! BOTH: It’s hard to guarantee (?) PIDGE: Is he gay or just a Galra LANCE: Well hey don’t look at me! You see they bring their boys up different in those charming southern shacks. They wear peculiar hats with their kinky boots and constrictive slacks! Gay or just a Galra! The answer could take movements! PIDGE: Have you seen him while you’re training? His straight could use improvement! LANCE: Oh please BOTH: Gay or just a Galra? So many shades of purple! PIDGE: Depending on the time of day the Alteans go either way BOTH: Is he gay or just a galra or just a galra or LANCE: THERE RIGHT THERE. Look at that condescending smirk. Oh shit he just took off his shirt. That is a metro hetero jerk! The guys not gay I say no way! BOTH: That is the kaltenecker in the room well is it relevant to presume LANCE: That a hottie in that costume PIDGE: Is automatically radically LANCE: Ironically chronically PIDGE: Certainly Flirtingly LANCE: Genetically medically BOTH: GAY! PIDGE: OFFICIALLY GAY LANCE: SWISHLY GAY BOTH: GAY GAY GAY LANCE: DAMMIT! BOTH: Gay or just a Galra? So stylish and relaxed! PIDGE: Is he gay or just a galra LANCE: His chest is even waxed! PIDGE: But they bring their boys up different. It’s culturally diverse LANCE: It’s his natural way of life that he has a mullet and bears a knife! Gay or just exotic PIDGE: He still can’t crack the code LANCE: His muscles are hypnotic PIDGE: And he’s homo don’t you know! LANCE: Huh.. BOTH: Gay or just a Galra? So many shades of purple! FANGIRL: But if he turns out straight-- PIDGE: But honey he don’t swing that way! BOTH: Is he gay or just a galra gay or just a galra gay or just PIDGE: Wait a tick! Give me a chance to out this guy. I have an idea i’d like to try LANCE: The floor is yours PIDGE: So Mr. Kogane, this affair with the General has been going on for how long? KEITH: Acxa? No Pidge I’ve never PIDGE: And you’re first name is? KEITH: It’s me! KEITH! PIDGE: And your crush’s name is? KEITH: Lance. Uhhh,sorry I misunderstood! Crush? I meant rival! Lance is my rival! FANGIRL: YOU QUIZNACK! YOU QUIZNACKING BASTARD! That’s it we can’t hold it in any longer! PIDGE: Never stopped you before FANGIRL: We have a big announcement to make. This paladin is Gay and a Galra! And neither is disgrace! You’ve got to stop your being a completely closet case! It’s him not her you’re into! No matter what they say! We swear he never ever ever swings the other way! You are so gay you big parfait you flaming one man cabaret! KEITH: IM STRAIGHT! FANGIRL: That’s not what the fanfictions say! So if we may we’re proud to say he’s gay KLANCE: And also Galra FANIDGE: He’s gay KLANCE: And also Galra FANIDGE: He’s gay KLANCE: And also Galra ALL BUT KEITH: And gay KEITH: Fine alright I’m gay! And I like Lance ALL BUT KEITH: HURRAY! FANGIRL: Fuck me LANCE: Bitch me too, what the fuck