EVERY CANON ETOH CATASTROPHICS // TEXT COMMENTARY // ULTIMATE COMPILATION

this is one of those another projects that i've worked on for months on end 8 months of making.. what a ride keep in mind that every single tower in this vid is ordered in difficulty started in october 2025 and production ended in 0:30 June 6th 2026 shoutout to the boys: my gc, voc and some of my friends that i frequently check up, they are very supportive (im too lazy to list out the names because it has been like 8 months i couldn't retrace back) i will go into the detail of the towers: winning date format is (DD/M/YYYY) personal ratings is my evaluation of the overall grinding experience Tower of Augmented Misery In-Game Difficulty: 11.00 Personal Rating: 3/10 Winning Date: 4/3/2026 Description: i absolutely do not like this tower, despite being the easiest cata in the game, the amount of loop failing i got on 2nd half is imesurable Tower of Generation Failure In-Game Difficulty: 11.17 Personal Rating: 7/10 Winning Date: 9/7/2023 Description: honestly i forgot how i felt during the grind, as i beat this back in 2023, but from what i can remember i struggled a lot on f8 and 6 as those are the 2 biggest chokepoints but winning feels very rewarding considering togf is my first cata Tower of Descent Into Exile In-Game Difficulty: 11.36 Personal Rating: 8/10 Winning Date: 18/11/2025 Description: i absolutely LOVE this tower bro, i just like how fast-paced this tower is, and it's very flukable with proper practice, personally i would recommend this as 2nd cata, great skill booster Tower of Empty Meaningless Patterns In-Game Difficulty: 11.42 Personal Rating: 4/10 Winning Date: 30/11/2025 Description: i almost had high expectations for this tower. but no, the amount of lag spike zone 9 offered made this grind extremely furious. you can argue that safety nets of this tower compensates but it doesn't change anything. the parts that i find super enjoyable is floor 5 because it's so fun like what the hell. oh and floor 7 and 8 too. I ABSOLUTELY HATE FLOOR 10 CAN SOMEONE GRAB A LIGHTER AND SHOVE IT IN 10 BECAUSE OF MY 3RD AND LAST JUMP FAIL AND HOW GENIUS OF THE GAMEPLAY IT IS, SAME THING GOES TO FLOOR 6 ASWELL. Tower of Raging Tempest In-Game Difficulty: 11.64 Personal Rating: 10/10 Winning Date: 13/12/2025 Description: oh my god dude, what a magnum opus of a tower in etoh RIGHT THERE, i got to floor 10 in just around 4 hours of playtime and despite being super unlucky with floor 9 outside the gameplay still somewhat does not bore me. i fluked the entire final stretch of the tower which is pretty awesome, hats off to the creators. Tower of Champion's Road In-Game Difficulty: 11.71 Personal Rating: 10/10 Winning Date: 1/3/2025 Description: YES, the absolute goat of a tower, overpracticing the 2nd half somewhat makes the gameplay much more enjoyable. first few floors can be a road block, but quantum stratting every jump makes it very consistent and very fun to play. i absolutely had no regrets playing this tower, this is by far 1 of the best catas i've ever played Tower of Elongated Runs In-Game Difficulty: 11.85 Personal Rating: 6/10 Winning Date: 28/1/2026 Description: pretty mediocre, but a lot of peple don't like this tower due to how long the jumps are and the chokepoints, i couldn't agree more with them, but i actually find this somewhat enjoyable as you ascend. i'm glad that i fluked from floor 8, otherwise my ratings would be even lower Tower of Cruel Punishment In-Game Difficulty: 11.99 Personal Rating: 8/10 Winning Date: 3/11/2025 (first win); 10/11/2025 (2nd win) Description: this is the first tower i actually grinded when i decided to start this project, tocr and togf were towers i beat for sole purpose of achievements. i'm glad i did tocp first so i won't have to do it later, anyways this tower is pretty fun. my first time beating was me using a gbj escape which is unlegit, then i ended up fluking from 7 to winpad like HOW. then when i tried to rebeat i failed 10 more frequently but it doesn't affect how much fun i had when playing this tower original thumbnail made by keternae on discord Timestamps: 0:00 brief intro 0:21 Tower of Augmented Misery 19:49 Tower of Generation Failure 51:59 Tower of Descent Into Exile 1:02:36 Tower of Empty Meaningless Patterns 1:18:30 Tower of Raging Tempest 1:34:02 Tower of Champion's Road 1:46:40 Tower of Elongated Runs 2:15:35 Tower of Cruel Punishment 2:42:44 outro premiere date is subjected to change soon [more to be updated soon]