Las Vegas May 2026 - Part 6

Today was meant to be our double booking ‘master plan’ - checking into the Cromwell to scoop up some resort credit and freeplay like the savvy Vegas veterans we pretend to be. But Caesars took one look at our plan and said “absolutely not”, cancelling the whole thing due to the Vanderpump remodel. So instead of a second room, we got a second day of living like vampires and avoiding sunlight at all costs! We low-rolled our way around Bellagio, kept the bankroll on life support, and then switched personalities entirely by heading to Petrossian for High Tea. Nothing says ‘Vegas degeneracy’ like going from penny slots to posh pastries in the same afternoon. Thanks for joining for Part 6 - we’re now in the home straight!