Necessary Expenses | A Rogue's song #dndmusic
A struggling pickpocket with very reasonable priorities: candy, ribbons, shiny rings, and “economic redistribution.”💰 A funny D&D tavern song about surviving hard times with questionable logic and zero regrets. Rogue's are awesome and I hope you play one. 🎵 STREAM & LISTEN: • Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3zrWWa... • Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/nece... 📜 LYRICS & CONCEPT (Original human-authored lyrics and storyline): Times are rough, life’s getting hard Coin grows light in every yard How’s a girl supposed to survive? I’m barely keeping dreams alive Bread costs silver at every stand Cruel old world across the land My boots are worn, the soles are thin I’ve suffered long in these old skins Candy apples dipped in gold Warm the heart when days turn cold And if a velvet coat shines bright Well… a girl has needs in life I never take more than I need Just enough necessities A careful hand, a little finesse Life is hard, I’m just stressed I pick pockets for essential things Candy and ribbons and shiny rings Fine leather boots with silver thread A proper cloak and a softer bed Necessary expenses, can’t you see? These are important things to me Call me a thief if that’s your view I’m just collecting survival tools Saw a noble stroll through town Fancy blue coat flowing down Heavy coin purse swinging low Practically begging me to go Then in a window caught my eye A velvet dress with stars stitched bright Could I survive without that thing? Maybe… No chance tonight I don’t raid castles late at night I don’t start tavern brawls or fights Just gentle wealth redistribution For personal financial solutions I pick pockets for essential things Candy and ribbons and shiny rings Fine leather boots with silver thread A proper cloak and a softer bed Necessary expenses, sing with me Chocolate and fashion therapy I swear I’m helping all this gold Keep circulating through the economy 🛠️ PRODUCTION & COMMERCIAL LICENSING: • Lyrics & Concept: Original human-authored lyrics and storyline. • Audio & Visual Production: Music generation and visual art honed using AI tools under a fully paid, commercial-use tier subscription. • Video Editing: Dynamic visualizer and synced typography text created specifically for this channel. Subscribe and step into the sound of dreams, myth, and energy in motion. #Dndmusic #dnd #FantasyMusic #FantasyFolk #BardSong #fantasymusic #epicmusic #tavernsong #tavernmusic

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