Why I HATE The MONSTERVERSE - Part (1/3)

MONSTERVERSE FANS: The intent of this video is not to get you to hate the movies you like! I'm only making the case for why I don't personally like them. Enjoy your favorite movies! But don't be so loyal that you deny their flaws. If you love them, you should love them flaws and all! Anyway, if you want to check out my more in-depth breakdowns, (which are hilarious and insightful) definitely check out the rest of my channel! But let's be real, people. If you're mindlessly scrolling for Monsterverse reviews, you don't have anything more important going on, so why not? You know you're just procrastinating from what you actually should be doing. Really? This was gonna be the last video before you start on your homework? Uh huh. Besides, you said you were going to do one good deed today and then you wound up not even making it out of the house. You gonna save the world from your computer chair? Of course not. But! You could help some handsome stranger out by giving his YouTube channel some support and having a few laughs along the way! It's literally the least effort way to have a positive impact on the world. Okay, I see you reaching for your Xbox remote, so why not just throw me on in the background and decide whether or not I'm interesting enough to turn your head to a different screen? I know, I know. This may run the risk of giving you some mild neck pain and that is some serious adversity to contend with, but doing a good deed sometimes comes at a cost. I think this is one of those moments in your life where you have to decide what kind of person you want to be. You want to be the guy who never gives a good thing a chance or do you want to be a risk taker who potentially stumbles on gold? Still not convinced? God, you're stubborn. See, this is why your girlfriend left you. You were always about being safe and sticking to the familiar and never being spontaneous enough to allow change. Now she's being railed by the assistant manager at Outback Steakhouse and you're alone on a Saturday night smelling her shirts to remember the good ole days. I know the pain runs deep and you miss Bernice, but that's why I'm here, buddy. I've given you the golden ticket to the chocolate factory. Take this opportunity to dip your toes in the pool of unpredictability! Who knows? Maybe you'll enjoy yourself! Maybe you'll run into your ex somewhere and you can say "Guess what, Bernie? I decided to leave my comfort zone and watch a Brutally Hannes video". She may be so overcome with lust that she gives you some over the pants action in the back of your '96 Honda Accord. Yeah, bud. That's gonna be you. In other words, Like and Subscribe. (Results may vary)