Conlang Roaster Ep. 2: Koka Kola (Toki Pona parody)

Conlang Roaster is back with a review of the language Koka Kola. This is a parody of jan misali's Conlang Critic series, as well as a parody of Toki Pona, a constructed language made by Sonja Lang. ___ Story with translation: "Okolili li ikoli kala ako li loko" Ako ikoli la okolili. Kila li la kalilo liko ikoli okolili. Ako loka loko la okolili kala kila loka koka kola. Ko la ikoli loka ikoli. Ko ako loko. Ako kola ki ako kolikika liko kila kola ki ako. Kala ako li loko liko ko ako li loki. Loki li loki liko kila loko la okolili. "Food is bad, so I'm crazy" I hated the food. It was some cold and bad food. I didn't like the food because it was not coca cola. Maybe pepsi isn't bad. Maybe I'm crazy. I talk to my dog, and he talks to me. So I'm crazy, and maybe I'm mischievous. Loki is mischievous and he likes the ukulele. ___ Word list: li - is/are/am/was/were ako - I/me/we/my/our iko - you/y'all/your kila - he/she/it/they/his/her/its/their la - the/a/some/one/this/that ki - in/on/at/from/of/for/to liko - and/or/but/two kala - because/if/why/so koka - good/coke/coca/hello kola - language/cola/talk loko - yes/crazy/like/love loka - no/crazy/bye ko - maybe/crazy ikoli - bad/pepsi/hate okolili - ukulele/food kolikika - politics/dog kolaki - conlang kilo - kilogram/blue/green loki - mischievous/Loki kalilo - cold/hot/pitchfork