Teaching Chinese People How to Be Chinese- Steven Seagal in Attrition

Sensei Shanghai decides it is time to teach Donnie Yen, Ip Man and most other Chinese people how to be a proper Chinese person. Offended by their lack of Kung-Fueyness and Wing-Chunnyness, Sensei Scrumptious wrote and produced Attrition, a cinematic masterpiece. Disgusted by the Ip Man movies, which were simply great and visually brilliant, Sensei Sacklunch realised he had to do something, and made this movie. He is awesome, it is humorous, so have a watch, enjoy and embrace Seagalism. Thank you all again for watching Seagalians. You are all legends and I appreciate the support and love. If you're interested in some AWESOME SEAGAL CLOTHING, please feel free to browse around https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/OutsideT... If you would like to show support through Patreon, thank you greatly! : )   / senseiseagal   Please also subscribe to the other related SHORTS and CLIPS GALLERY channel. I'll upload everything on the main channel FOR NOW, but will stop eventually. You'll need those two bad boys below to see all of Seagal's stupidity in shorter bursts and clip form. The OFFICIAL Unofficial Short Channel:    / @senseiseagalshorts   COMPREHENSIVE CLIP GALLERY :   / @senseiseagallive