The Little Mermaid - Poor Unfortunate Film

The Little Mermaid remake is a masterclass in sucking the life out of a story. The songs are there, the magic simply isn't. Thanks to ‪@ozkii95‬ for his help with the editing! The ‪@Alteori‬ video:    • Disney Turns REMAKE Songs Into DOG WATER   The @VexElectronica video:    • The Little Mermaid Eliminates Colonial Racism   Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably):    • The Best Show In The Universe (Probably)   Support the channel! Patreon:   / thelittleplatoon   Subscribestar: https://www.subscribestar.com/the-lit... Channel memberships are open! More from The Little Platoon ‪@LostChord‬My second channel. ‪@ozkii95‬Affiliated channel. ... And Ozkii's Substack: https://platoonpost.substack.com/ VTuber design and rigging by Fritz: https://www.instagram.com/vecchiofryt... Twitter! The Little Platoon:   / platoonpod   Ozkii:   / ozkii95   Fritz:   / vecchiofritz   Friends of the channel! ‪@MrBrownAlliance‬ ‪@TheMovieCynic‬ ‪@GEEKWHATInc‬ Timestamps Intro - Tales for Boys & Tales for Girls: 00:00 - 08:38 Weird Setups, Weird Fishes: 08:39 - 14:20 Wasted Symbols: 14:21 - 16:33 Ariel's Sisters: 16:34 - 20:00 Animation vs Pseudo-Live Action: 20:01 - 22:24 Problems With Scuttle: 22:25 - 26:20 Ursula & Triton: 26:20 - 28:25 Part of Your World & Musical Egoism: 28:26 - 33:00 Ariel, Halle Baile & The Race Question 33:01 - 37:12 Literature vs Film Part One: 37:13 - 40:24 Under The Sea: 40:25 - 43:34 Wild Uncharted Waters: 43:35 - 47:12 Lazy Environmentalism: 47:13 - 49:00 Melissa McCarthy's Ursula: 49:01 - 54:30 I Am Altering the Deal: 54:31 - 01:02:11 Prince Eric the Slaver: 01:02:12 - 01:04:40 A Slowly Ticking Clock: 01:04:41 - 01:08:38 Kiss The Girl = Sexual Harassment: 01:08:39 - 01:10:34 The Scuttlebutt Travesty: 01:10:35 - 01:14:41 Drunken Punch-Up At A Wedding: 01:14:42 - 01:17:09 Pointless Switch-Ups: 01:17:10 Outro: Kids Matter: 01:17:11 - 01:30:50