Elden Ring CONSUMABLES ONLY Was a Mistake

I beat Elden Ring using ONLY consumables — pots, knives, bells, holy water, throwable garbage, and whatever else I could legally pull out of my pockets. This full challenge-run was edited down from nearly 30 hours of streamed footage, and somehow, against all logic, dignity, and basic combat etiquette, the run was completed. The rules were simple: All damage must come from consumable items. No weapon damage. No spell damage. Buffs, armor, talismans, cheese, and any filthy little tactic that technically follows the rules were allowed. Region Lock was active, meaning I had to beat the main boss of a region before properly moving on. What followed was hours of farming mushrooms, bullying butterflies, panic-crafting, running away, going broke, throwing kitchen supplies at demigods, and slowly discovering that Elden Ring does not respect a man armed exclusively with pocket sand. This is the full edited Consumables Only Challenge Run. If you enjoyed the video, like, comment, subscribe, and let me know what challenge I should throw myself at next. #EldenRing #EldenRingChallenge #consumablesonly 00:00:00 The Rules of Consumables Only 00:02:30 Meet Yetus Deletus 00:04:18 Gathering the First Pocket Trash 00:05:47 Preparing to Spread Some Margarine 00:10:05 Erdtree Avatar Eats Chilis 00:11:05 Measuring Margit's Speadability 00:13:22 Margit Gets Spread 00:17:46 Godrick vs. DoorDash Pocket Trash 00:20:47 Average British Conversation 00:24:23 CaN i PeT tHaT dOg? 00:27:26 Moongrum vs. Gravity 00:28:20 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon 00:35:27 Getting Corrected & Fingering Graveyards 00:36:27 Caelid, Scams, and Resource Problems 00:39:03 Misbegotten Warrior & Crucible Knight 00:42:28 Frosty and the Golden Scarab Hunt 00:43:49 Offer You Can't Refuse & Backshots 00:48:48 Starscourge Radahn 00:55:18 Caelid Night’s Cavalry Loses the Plot 00:59:23 Erdtree Avatar and the Toothpick Strategy 01:08:43 Tree Sentinel Chili Allergies 01:12:30 Draconic FREE Sentinel 01:21:21 Morgussy, the Omen King 01:38:44 Fire Giant, Patron Saint of Stalling 01:48:21 The Eepyskin Duo 02:01:11 Maliketh, CAN I PET THAT DOG?! 02:11:29 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the AhHhHhHhHh 02:16:47 Horton Hears A Loux 02:25:01 Radagone, But Not Radaforgotten 02:29:49 DoorDashing For Levels 02:42:48 Elden Beast Final Showdown 02:51:22 Yeetus Deletus Evolves To Completus Deletus